I've found my new calling

Superboobs

Busy, busy

I've got a "date" tonight. This "newly divorced, really horny guy" thing is kick ass.

On the job front....still looking. Getting frustrated, but the "newly divorced, really horny guy" thing is taking the mind off of it somewhat.

Argh!

Ya know, there's not a whole lot in this world that truly pisses me off. But tonight in the grocery line there was a family that had a kid about 13 or so with the "mouth bling" stuff (you know...the "jewelry" that fits over the teeth). Dad was talking on a brand new, state of the art cell phone and mom was wearing tons of jewelry that didn't look fake.

And they paid with food stamps.

And me? I'm doing good just to keep the fucking lights on.

How drunk is TOO drunk?

Let me just tell you....
Tonight a customer was obviously drunk. He couldn't find his money/card. I'm surprised he could find his ass to find his wallet.

But the worst of it?

He pissed himself in my lane. Seriously.

And then, if that wasn't gross enough....he left the store, came back in and tried to buy more alcohol.

Too drunk.